Dear Diary,

Martin told me he teaches people 'real life'.  He said, real life sucks 'losers' dry.  He says you want mess with the eagles, you have to learn how to fly.  I said, so you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?  (I'm skipping the part where we had several bottles of wine and he babbled about priests and a mountain).  He said, ( Read more... )